A friend sent me these funny abbreviations. Has anybody thought about an abbreviation for BARTH? Here's mine: B A R T H
BEST AROUND, RUNNING TOWARDS HEAVEN

ACURA:
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AMC:
Another Major Catastrophe.

BMW:
Bought My Wife
Big Money Waste
Born Moderately Wealthy

CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
DODGE:
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

JEEP:
Just Empty Every Pocket

OLDSMOBILE: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

PINTO:
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

PONTIAC: Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac

PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
The One You Ought To Avoid

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object




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Larry and Heidi from CA

B A R T H

Best adventures revealed through here


W I N N E B A G O

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quote:

Originally posted by hilarlee:
A friend sent me these funny abbreviations. Has anybody thought about an abbreviation for BARTH? Here's mine: B A R T H
BEST AROUND, RUNNING TOWARDS HEAVEN

ACURA:
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AMC:
Another Major Catastrophe.

BMW:
Bought My Wife
Big Money Waste
Born Moderately Wealthy

CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
DODGE:
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

JEEP:
Just Empty Every Pocket

OLDSMOBILE: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

PINTO:
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

PONTIAC: Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac

PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
The One You Ought To Avoid

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

you must drive a

FORD:found on road dead
fix or repair daily

Hey Keith. How about this one?
FORD: Flippin Old Rusty Dodge
Don

quote:

Originally posted by keithwhite:
you must drive a

FORD:found on road dead
fix or repair daily

I had a DOT motorcycle.

It wasn't.

Devoid Of Trouble.

Honest. That's what it stood for.

Ok guys,

I have to jump in here. My wifes name is Barbara Allan Rustige. When my son in-law got his first look at our Barth he said wow!
Barth- Barbara Allan Rustiges Travling Home.

And I say Ford- First On Race Day.

SeeYa

Jim