09-18-2009, 12:22 AM
RustyChuck Norris Jokes (Or Are They?)
HereChuck Norris never asks for clearances - his just states intentions.
Chuck Norris never "loses" altitude, he simply gets rid of it when he no longer has any use for it.
Chuck Norris has never landed with a crosswind. The wind would never dare get cross with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris flies, the altimeter setting is 00.00. Chuck Norris is never under pressure.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.
Rusty
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